Squirrell walks into a bar?

and asks the barman if he has any nuts for sale. the barman says no . only crisps and beer. so the squirrell has a beer and sits down.


an hour later he goes to the bar and asks if they have any nuts. slightly annoyed the barman says no only beer and crisps. so the squirrell buys a beer and sits back down. an hour later the squirrell asks again for nuts. the barman getting annoyed now tells the squirrell if he asks for nuts again he would nail his balls to the ceilling. so the squirrel orders a beer and sits back down. an hour later the squirrell goes up to the bar and asks the barman '; do you have any nails'; the barman replys no only beer and crisps so the squirrell then asks























';GOT ANY NUTS THEN';Squirrell walks into a bar?
That just wasted a minute and a half of my life.





By the way, it's ';squirrel';.Squirrell walks into a bar?
Yesterday this was a duck.Asking for crisps.
xD omg hahahahhaha
he he i thought that was very good
funny....
* rotflmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo鈥?ahhhhhhhhhhha sounds like something I would ask !
your nuts
Lol very funny!!!


10/10!!!
jaja
lol