How do you give a squirrell a reach around?

Know any good Chuck Norris jokes?How do you give a squirrell a reach around?
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.comHow do you give a squirrell a reach around?
1) how do you give a squirrel a reach around? ...very carefully.





2) my favorite Chuck Norris jokes:


--Helen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.


--Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.


--Cars were invented as a faster way to flee from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.


--Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer
put glue on a spinning peanut
stfu
With a shot gun!
you're strange, why are you obscessed with squirrels?
Brad..yer not making sense.
Keep some maize corns very near to you.
very carefully
The bicycle!





Two virtuous nuns, a heterosexual cabin boy, and the parakeet were stranded on a desert island with Chuck Norris. The nuns found a bottle of glue and can of Sterno floating in onto the beach. The cabin boy soon made it clear what his intentions were when the parakeet pleaded with Chuck Norris....





Oh, you've heard that one? Nevermind. Wasn't that funny. I guess.
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